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CIVILIZATION IS GREAT!
PAVE THE PLANET
PLANET EARTH - LOVE IT OR LEAVE IT
SMILE! YOU'RE ON ANTIBIOTICS
VISUALIZE NO HIPPES
VISUALIZE CAGED HIPPES
FIRST, PUMP THE MIDEAST DRY, THEN DRILL ANWR!
YOU'LL HAVE TO PRY MY COLD, DEAD FINGERS FROM THE ROCK
KNOW GUNS, KNOW PEACE
FEAR COMETS
PRIVATIZE THE NAZIONAL PARKS
THE LOTTERY IS A TAX ON PEOPLE WITH POOR MATH SKILLS
HALF-BREEDS VOTE TOO
LOG THE NEW, NOT THE OLD!
AFFIRMATIVE ACTION IS RACISM
SUBDUCTION LEADS TO OROGENY
HELP US MELT THE ROSS ICE SHELF
GLOBAL WARMING = BETTER CLIMBING
WAR = DEAD THEISTS
ARM THE HOMELESS
FREON SAVES LIVES IN THE THIRD WORLD
LIVE BETTER WITH SUPERSIZED MEALS
LOVE IS FICKLE, BUT STYROFOAM IS FOREVER
PFIZER MAKES ME PHEEL BETTER
BUD SAYS: FREE THE TARDS!
CAGE THE TARDS
FREE THE CAGED
SURFERS FOR TSUNAMIS
SURFERS FOR CFCS
WHO IS JOHN GALT?
MR. SUN MAKES OZONE
FAITH IS UNREASONABLE
SELFISHNESS IS A VIRTUE
I PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE TO THE SECOND LAW OF THERMODYNAMICS
KIDS LEARN BETTER WITH TELEVISION
DREDGING IS BEAUTIFUL
GREEN WATER OFFERS MORE
WIREHEADS JUST SAY NO TO DRUGS
I SNIFF GLUE - AND I VOTE
I BREAK FOR MECHANICS
WINTROPY HAPPENS
SUPPORT OIL EXPLORATION - OR DON'T DRIVE
SUPPORT RANCHING OR DON'T EAT BEEF
CLIMBING IS NOT A CRIME
ONE NATION - UNDER SURVIELANCE
LIVE FREE - OR ESCAPE!
GET TEXAS OUT OF THE UNITED NATIONS
FAITH = EGYPT AIR + 911
HUMAN SACRIFICE IS ALWAYS EVIL
WAR KILLS CHILDREN
FREEDOM = RIGHTS + RESPONSIBILITIES
WHAT WOULD JESUS BOMB?
WHAT WOULD BHUDDA DO?
WHAT WOULD DO POODO?
AMERICAN INDIANS HUNTED MANY SPECIES TO EXTINCTION